Quotes of the weekend

"Some people can grow a mustache. Then there's [Gilmore Girls Guy]." - redheadedstranger, told to me by Dr. Pookman.

"Would you pay attention to my pussy, please?!" - "Nikki," a stripper (overheard at fisherpriceman's friend's bachelor party)

(Yeah, I went to a strip club, big whoop, wanna fight about it?)