He really looks like a goblin nowadays

In honor of Pat Robertson, (I never thought that I, much less someone I was on speaking terms with, would say those words) I have founded the 1400 Club. The 1400 Club is a daily vigil (considering my lack of faith, prayer is optional) in hopes of A.J. John Paul Stevens staying on the bench for at least another 1400 days (bring us up to roughly August, 2009). Hey, if Pat can implicitly pray for the retirement and/or failing healths of liberal-voting justices, I can explicitly pray for their survival.