I need a nickname to curse when the Češi throttles my team

John Anderson, I would have LOVED it if the Americans played like Kaká, as you think you drolly put it. Take your rhetoric elsewhere. Jackass.

(There. I feel better now. Thanks for letting me vent.)

OK, the lovely folks at Sam's Army (as in Uncle) have a great name for their soccer fan club. Can they get together (like right now) and come up with a nickname for the US National Team? "Red, White, & Blue," "Stars and Stripes," and "Yanks" just don't cut it for me. Why not the Eagles, the Bald Eagles, the Baldys, or the 11 of the 50? Those are my ideas; I would like to hear better ones.