I bet this is Hansbrough's nickname. Not.

To Grant Wahl, Alan Shipnuck, and whoever writes the captions for SI:

OK. I get it. This year's Tar Heels squad has a bunch of freshmen in the starting lineup. You might call them young, inexperienced, naïve, or even verdant. But did you have to describe the team using the word "callow" three times in one issue (20 March, pgs. 42, 63, 74)?

It's as if you all just watched Mallrats, or when you checked the thesaurus, it was already turned to that page.