Take your championship ring and shut up

Albert Pujols is continuing his fast track towards replacing Barry Bonds in surliness as well as power.

As for me, I think the honor of the playoffs should also go to a worthy team, not a team that lost 79 games in the regular season.

The Halloween weekend in review

Friday:
The Cardinals win. These are the World Champions. Ugh.

Saturday:
I win $75 for second place in a costume contest. No photos for here yet; I want to surprise some people. Sigh, there's no beating Vince Vega and Mia Wallace when she has a hypodermic needle in her chest.

FPM comes dressed as Dr. Acula. Sweeeeet.

Sunday:
Susan tells me I drank 2 1/2 pitchers last night, among other things. Hmm.

I turn on the Bears game, and the announcer sounds like Pat Summerall. It turns out I'm right. The Bears rampage towards a 41-0 halftime lead. I'm not quite sure if I'm hungover.