Not every day, mind you.

I believe I have been doing this for at least seven years.

He ridiculed me calling me a bum

Subject of our debate tonight: the Mortal Kombat vs. DC fighting game, or, How much ass would Batman whip if Batman could whip ass in a video game?

Taking the late Wesley Willis's side is the webcomic Bigger Than Cheeses, who believes Batman will go emo and his tears will be frozen by Sub-Zero en route to a rapid demise.

Answering Dr. McNinja's question, "What would Batman do?", the webcomic Shortpacked shows Batman's displeasure at the removal of fatality moves for the upcoming game as he quickly dispatches Sub-Zero.

The winners? Violence and chiropractors, since both artists used Sub-Zero's signature fatality manoeuvre.

The loser? I'm gonna have to go with Glacier on this one. So sad.

My Morgan Spurlock impression

While I haven't been posting for the last three weeks, I haven't been shaving either. Call it "No Shave November April" or "No Shavril" if you know French (which I don't). I did it because my ISU friends have never seen my horrible mustache, which can be found on Facebook (at a wedding, no less).

My facial hair is varicolored, and the hair above my lips comes in rather slowly, so I planned to grow out the whole beard for six weeks. The goal was to get this out of the way before wedding season begins at the end of the month. After three weeks, I got sick of much of the beard, and gave it a decent trim. Now, like many of the folks in the 2002 World Cup, I have decided to play with it.

I chose the photo that looked the goofiest for this post. Enjoy.