It's like Chubby Hubby, but just as evil.

So, I have a favorite candy bar, which is the following confluence of flavors:



However, those Blue Bunny bastiches decided to re-create this in ice cream form, destroying Ben & Jerry's dominance of my refrigerator.



It's gooooooood. Sorry if this enables anybody else's addictions.

This is why I'm sad.

The Cyclone Truck Stop is closing.

I will miss the chili tender, a recent discovery of mine. It is a pork tenderloin, covered in chili, on top of a hot dog bun. I never felt more American after eating that.

Where will I get my corn bread now?

Where will I go after midnight for coffee? I don't want to step up to Perkins.

I want my dive restaurant. Angie's Kitchen isn't open every day of the week.

I can barely form cogent sentences right now. Somebody help me.